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"You are here to defeat me, Revan? First you must listen to my long monologue about the power of the Dark Side, including unsubtle mocking comments about your failure to have kept it..."

―Darth Malak^[src]

Darth Baker was the most dangerous (and only) Sith Mega-Super-Baker-Overlord ever. He was not the type who makes planets go kaboom. Instead he preferred to bake things that make planets kaboom. He was the maker of these Sith Lords, who waged war throughout the Galaxy. His first apprentices were Darth Slice and Darth Yeast, and many many more didst rise and bake in his vile oven.

His love of Frog Legs was legendary, and possibly brought on by a traumatic childhood experience with a rapist frog (a frog who rapes, not a person who rapes frogs). Many of these Frogs met their deaths in his kitchen. Even the aggressor in the earlier incident feared him. This, coupled with his love of Jawa Juice Sauce made him one of the most formidable Sith ever.

His fondness for the dark arts of cooking, however, would lead to his demise. The vile apprentices he would bake in his ovens would turn upon him, and kill him in the end. Darth Slice and Darth Yeast would become the most famous of these creations.

Instead of a lightsaber, he wielded a Light-Rolling Pin, a deadly instrument of evil cookery that only he knew the secrets of. This is because (as we shall see soon enough) evil.

• … that Darthipedia celebrated its first birthday just recently?

• … that Darth Vader was very proud of the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship?

• … that the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship was proud to be Darth Vader's apprentice?

• … that Darth Vader was very proud of the fact that his apprentice was proud to be his apprentice?

• … that the Living, Breathing, Talking, Flying, Hovering, Strafing, Bombing Republic Gunship was also very proud of the fact that Darth Vader was proud of the fact that his apprentice was proud to be his apprentice?

• … that I seem to have gone cross-eyed?

• … that if you didn't know all this already, we will destroy your planet?