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A CHALLENGE TO ALL STAR WARS FANS

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THE HALO NATION PRESENTS...

12 REASONS WHY HALO PWNS STAR WARS-

12. The Death Star destroys planets. HALO RINGS DESTROY ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE GALAXY.

  • Is that the reason only retards play HALO?

11. 343 Industries.

  • Lucasarts, Industrial Light and Magic

10. In Star Wars, vessels can barely function in combat without shields. The UNSC doesn't even use shields. (THEY'RE TOO AWESOME.)

9. MULTIPLAYER, BABY!!!!

8. Cortana.

7. Bungie.

  • Bioware

6. Elites. Who cares about stupid Wookiees, anyway?

5. Warthogs are much cooler than landspeeders.

  • A warthog never did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs

4. FORGE.

  • The Force

3. SGT. JOHNSON (A.K.A. SAMUEL L. JACKSON A.K.A. MR. T.)

  • Samuel L. Jackson played Mace Windu, not Sgt Johnson.

2. MASTER CHIEF'S ARMOR/SWAG. (EAT IT, MANDALORIANS!)

1. MASTER CHIEF. (A.K.A. CHUCK NORRIS)

  • Chuck Norris is a big pussy, no really he is a big pussy. Praise Katarn

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