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THE HALO NATION PRESENTS...
12 REASONS WHY HALO PWNS STAR WARS-
12. The Death Star destroys planets. HALO RINGS DESTROY ALL INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE GALAXY.
- Is that the reason only retards play HALO?
11. 343 Industries.
- Lucasarts, Industrial Light and Magic
10. In Star Wars, vessels can barely function in combat without shields. The UNSC doesn't even use shields. (THEY'RE TOO AWESOME.)
9. MULTIPLAYER, BABY!!!!
- Leia, Padmé Amidala, Aayla Secura, Guri, Jarael, Oola, Mara Jade Skywalker, Chertyl Ruluwoor, Darth Talon, all of which you could technically bone in the Star Wars Usiverse, the closest thing to having sex with Cortana is this
6. Elites. Who cares about stupid Wookiees, anyway?
5. Warthogs are much cooler than landspeeders.
- A warthog never did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs
- The Force
3. SGT. JOHNSON (A.K.A. SAMUEL L. JACKSON A.K.A. MR. T.)
- Samuel L. Jackson played Mace Windu, not Sgt Johnson.
2. MASTER CHIEF'S ARMOR/SWAG. (EAT IT, MANDALORIANS!)
1. MASTER CHIEF. (A.K.A. CHUCK NORRIS)
- Chuck Norris is a big pussy, no really he is a big pussy. Praise Katarn
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