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12. What is it with the frakking shields? Seriously? The Galactica never uses shields! (Apparently, Adama's SWAG encapsulates the Galactica in an impenetrable bubble of leetness, protecting it from all damage.)


11. Who cares about Star Destroyers?. BATTLESTARS FTW!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=T0GI2GHgwBI&NR=1

  • Can a "BATTLLESTRAS" destroy your planet? I think not. The best it could was ram itself into the sun after it fell apart.

10. Screw the battle of Endor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Pf2MH_yYQ (pt. 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s4S3id90iY&feature=plcp (pt. 2)

  • The Ewoks accomplished more in the Battle of Endor than the Colonials did fighting themselves, Galactica vs. Pegasus.

9. Colonel Saul Tigh's SWAGG.

  • If you call massive amounts of cheap booze and eye-socket crust SWAGG, then yes. He reeks of SWAGG.

8. Cylons are more badass then stormtroopers. Period. End of Story.

  • You're forgetting Kyle Katarn. What the other stormtroopers lacked in accuracy, Kyle Katarn made up for in, well... everything else. They don't call Him God for nothing. And please. 12 (plus 1 dead) Cylons? Try 582,797,753 Jax Pavans.

7. NUMBER SIX. (No, that's actually her name.)

  • Guri. I'd like to see Number Six assassinate the staff members of an entire company with nothing but her bear hands.

6. STARBUCK. IS. AWESOME.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4mPQiQCVcQ


5. THE DOKTA (Dr. Gaius Baltar)

  • THE REAL DOKTA. At least this one actually did his job instead of having anal sex every five seconds with a hallucination while Colonel Tigh yelled obscenities at him.

4. Screw Mon Mothma. President Roslin FTW!


3. LEE ADAMA FTW

LeeAdama
WATCH OUT, EVERYBODY. WE GOT A BADASS RIGHT HERE.
Darth MuscareAdded by Darth Muscare

2. Who cares about X-Wings or the Rogue Squadron?

THESE are REAL fighter jockeys!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AotLewnjTE

SIERRA HOTEL, BABY!

  • If you really want someone named "Hot Dog" and "Crashdown" fighting on your side, I suppose that's your prerogative. I'll take Red Leader, thank you very much.

1. ADMIRAL ADAMA>>>>>>>>>>ADMIRAL ACKBAR

Ackbar- It's a trap!

Adama- Flank speed! Brace for impact- we're gonna ram them!

"The shield is down, commence attack on the Death Star's main reactor."
―Admiral Ackbar
"Eat shit and die"
―Admiral Adama
Battlestar Galactica "Eat Shit and Die" Sparta Remix(01:23)

And, finally...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4DWzA2c8a0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xw72OhqZ_A&feature=related


LET THE RAGING COMMENCE!!!!

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