Aayla Secura
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- "Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"
- ―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever
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| Aayla Secura | |
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| Biographical information | |
| Homeworld |
Ryhot, err, Ryloth |
| Born | |
| Died |
She's way to hot to die! |
| Physical description | |
| Species |
Twi'lek |
| Gender |
Hot Female |
| Eye color |
Green |
| Personal shit | |
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Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair. Together she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. So, Aayla Secura might be your grandma, she just might.
Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that ass... and those boobs!
[edit] Religous Affiliation
Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death. But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)
