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Aayla Secura

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You have new erections.
"Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"
―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever
Aayla Secura
Biographical information
Homeworld

Ryhot, err, Ryloth

Born

Wow, those breasts, um, 20 BBY

Died

She's way to hot to die!

Physical description
Species

Twi'lek

Gender

Hot Female

Eye color

Green

Personal shit
Asshole enemies

Geeks and Nerds that love her

Chronological and political information

Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair. Together she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. So, Aayla Secura might be your grandma, she just might.

Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that ass... and those boobs!

[edit] Religous Affiliation

Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death. But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookieepedia's "real" article on Aalya Secura.

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