Aayla Secura

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Aayla Secura
Biographical information

Ryhot, err, Ryloth


Wow, those breasts, um, 40 BBY


Way to hot!

Physical description



Hot Female



Hair color

Blue Brain tails

Eye color


Personal shit
Butt buddies

Feminism, A great body

Asshole enemies

Geeks and Nerds that love her


double double

Forms of ass-kickery
  • Drool
Chronological and political information

Science fiction sex symbols anonymous

"Er, I…didn't quite catch that. Got…distracted…"
―The response of any person to ever speak to Aayla Secura, ever

Aayla Secura was a female Jedi who was also a Twi'lek. She is most famous for being drooled over by fanboys (and possibly some fangirls), who often had dreams of getting her in bed. However, she married non-fanboy Grover in the end and, to the dismay of the galactic populace, began to dress modestly. As she was a Twi'lek, this meant very little change in her wardrobe but the change was enough to send her followers into a spiral of despair.

Personally, I just don't see what those fanboys see in...mmm, that sexy ass... and those boobs!

Religous Affiliation

Aayla Secura was born into the Cult of St. Noodlehead, the state-sponsored church on Ryloth. As a teenager she became dissatisfied with its feminist leanings and converted to G*nkism. Despite her career with the Jedi, she persisted in loyalty to it even unto death. But she didn't die! (Yes, she did die. Tough luck, fanboys. Now go get a life.)

Clone Wars

During the Clone Wars, Aayla boosted the morale of her troops up to an unprecedented summit by undressing in the jungle (Obi-Wan tried this, and it resulted in 3/4 of the clone army under his command needing replacing, after a massive spate of suicides. The other 1/4, well...Wookiee-Nookie abounded..). Needless to say when Order 66 was executed half of her squad committed suicide, the other half vowed revenge on Supreme Chancellor Palpatine, leaving only two Mandalorian mercenaries of the entire squad alive, those mercenaries were....yes you guessed it, Goran Beviin and Medrit Vasur. The actual clone that killed her was Commander Bly... jerk.

She will continue to live on in our memories and erections.


Together, she and her fuzzy, blue husband went on to have 199 children. About her and Grover's many fanboys as there are Jax Pavans, to be precise, have wanted to "trade places with" her husband, wanting Aayla to provide some place to put their... uh...let's not go there.

Well...below are some notable results of their relations:

And the two most notable of all...


Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Aalya Secura.

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