"God'll get you for that one, Krelman"

Ackmena, during her menstrual cycle.

Ackmena, also known as Maude Findlay and Dorothy Zbornak, was your normal bartender, with the addition of her singing-abilities and manliness.

Behind the scenesEdit

Ackmena was played by the very handsome Bea Arthur in The Star Wars Holiday Special and Sylvester Stallone in The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow.

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