Vader Officers

The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Lord Vader demands that you improve this article immediately. If you do not improve it, he will most likely destroy your planet.

Reasons for improve: Insufficient relation to subject.

"God'll get you for that one, Krelman"

Ackmena, during her menstrual cycle.

Ackmena, also known as Maude Findlay and Dorothy Zbornak, was your normal bartender, with the addition of her singing-abilities and manliness.

Behind the scenesEdit

Ackmena was played by the very handsome Bea Arthur in The Star Wars Holiday Special and Sylvester Stallone in The Star Wars Holiday Special II: Revenge of the Holographic Wow.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Ackmena/Maude/Dorothy.

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