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The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.
Lord Vader demands that you improve this article immediately. If you do not improve it, he will most likely destroy your planet.
Reasons for improve: Because.
The Alaskan Crisis was a minor battle in history fought between the strongly religious Alaskans and their devil-worshiping sheep. It was so minor that, in fact, the article on it is minor. Everything about it is. This is even a minor edit. <insert name here> has a minor penis.
Had too much humor? Who are you kidding? You can never get enough of it! Go check out the Star Wars Fanon Wiki's other article on Alsakan Crisis where you will find the real definition of Star Wars humor.