Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Alderaan.
Leia: "No! Alderaan is a peaceful planet, they've done nothing wrong!"
Vader: "Too bad bitch!"
— Leia and Vader discussing the fate of Alderaan
Wormie: "We'll always have *Alderaan"
Leia: "(no comment)"
— While hitting on his hot sis (hey, he didn't know) from the tribute film about the time Darth Vader blew *it up! ...called, Dartha Blanca

Alderaan was a planet inhabited by long-haired pacifist hippie scum who tried to conceal their hippieness (hippitude?) by coiling their hair into buns on the sides of their heads. Darth Vader destroyed it because he didn't like hippies, they didn't give him his oatmeal, and he loved cinnamon buns, especially ones with hair on them. There was only one awesome guy born there and he was Darth Dateline NBC but, he left because he didn't like hippies.

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