Alema Rar
Alema Rar
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"'Slut' is such a harsh word. I prefer the term 'facilitator of services.' I aim to please as many people as I can. And by 'people,' I mean anything with a pulse. And by 'aim to please' I mean…well, you get the picture. Hey, is that a lightsaber in your pocket…"
―Alema Rar

Alema Rar was a Twi'lek of dubious promiscuity. I mean, I don't really need to spell it out, do I? (Though if anyone has any detailed diagrams, I'd be happy to, er, study them.) The fact that she once hit on Lando "Intergalactic Space Pimp" Calrissian can hardly be used in evidence; though the fact that every Jedi in the academy could probably draw you an accurate diagram of her labia with a Spirograph is perhaps more revealing. (Again, don't hesitate to upload those diagrams in, kids!)
Alema was bugkriffed by the Killiks during the Swarm War. During this time, she attained the nickname Bugslut for obvious reasons.[1]

Having said that, she's now got one arm, half a foot and a mangled, deformed body after being chewed almost to death by a spidersloth. Still, sex, eh? Phwoarrr! She was one of the many Erased by Lord Disney.


Alema was eventually driven mad by the loss of her outer beauty and became a Sith. She went on a rampage, Force Raping hundreds of innocents. Unfortunately, she met her end at the hands of Jaina's former boyfriend, who, depressed by Jaina's dumping him (why?) "sought her services", but upon finding that she was now a hideous creature, got pissed and PWNd her with these awesome Mandalorian crush-gloves.

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Alema Rar.

Behind the scenesEdit

Alema Rar was effluxed by Troy Denning.


  • Alema Does Dantooine
  • Nightside: Erotic Adventures on Ryloth


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