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Aqualore
Astrographical
Region

Piscoperium

Sector

Sector N008

System

Bubble System

Suns

One big one

Moons

Two

Coordinates

Wherever the hell it was

Distance from Core

Not far enough

Rotation period

Unknown

Orbital period

Unknown

Physical
Class

Pathetic

Diameter

Not small enough

Atmosphere

Presumably

Climate

Wet, smelly

Gravity

Too strong for wimpy inhabitants

Primary terrain

What terrain?

Surface water

Lots of it

Native species
Immigrated species
Official language

Incomprehensible

Population

20 million (1.999 million too many)

Major cities

Fishopolis

Major imports

e621.net

Major exports
  • Walrus-men calendars
  • Prawnography
  • Anchovies
  • and so on and so on
Affiliation

=Seafood

Aqualore was the only habitable planet of the Duh'Fluh system. Considering the species it produced, many sentiologists are in agreement that this is a GOOD thing. It was the home of the Aqualorians, a species who had long ago abolished their society and had rebuilt it along what they conceived to be Mandalorian lines. Originally called the Aqualish, they renamed themselves in order to better follow their idols. However, the lameness that this resulted in (namely, a planet full of ivory-skulled thugs burbling what they imagined to be Mand'oa) resulted in the isolation of Aqualore from the rest of the galaxy. But unfortunately their isolation did not last. Its surface was mostly water, and soon the Imperial Bottled Water Co. arrived and began plundering the only resource the planet possessed. The bottling workers filled their spare time with clubbing the baby Aqualish for sport, which caused considerable resentment among the locals for unknown reasons. After a short-lived rebellion, the empire boiled millions of Aqualorians to a tender red in their own sea.

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