The Senator's long-standing column in the Times

"Ignore the threat of the Separatists? Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin!"
―Ask Aak

Ask Aak was the three-eyed Senator of Malastare and representative of the Gran.[1] His eyestalks sadly appeared uncomfortably phallic, leading many to dismiss his comments in the Senate out of sheer awkwardness when confronted by his peni-adorned visage.


"Ask Aak" was also the name of a popular search engine on the HoloNet, on which users could ask Aak a variety of questions involving goat-herding, masticating[2] and trolls under bridges.

Notes and referencesEdit

  1. Yeah, the goat-faces.
  2. This is not a typo. Ask Aak masticates. He is a reknowned masticator, often in company.

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