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Aunt Jemima Butterworth’s Syrup Emporium

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The Emperor is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress.

Lord Vader demands that you improve this article immediately. If you do not improve it, he will most likely destroy your planet.

Reasons for improve: This whole article is a complete mindfuck. I suggest that someone should rewrite this.

Aunt Jemima Butterworth's Syrup Emporium was the official business of Jemima Butterworth. Given as a gift to her by her "boyfriend" Darth Pillsbury, the syrup emporium lasted an impressive two years before Jemima flow-walked and killed her mother, thus killing herself before she was ever born. Just go read the goddamn article on Jemima Butterworth so I don't have to explain that to you again. My brain hurts from trying to understand it, myself.

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