- "We're not even shaped like a B, wtf?"
- ―B-wing pilot, arguing about his ship
The B-wing was a starfighter developed by the Verpine and used by the Rebel Alliance during the Galactic Civil War, and was the only type of craft which did not to match the oh so famous letter categorization of such vehicles.
B-wings were first implemented by the Rebel Alliance after they realized that the Y-wing was a total piece of Shiet. B-wing's were the superior of a Y-wing bomber and were crème de la crème of starfighters. OK, OK, OK here's the punch line, They were not shaped like fucken letter B's! Literally OMFG had the Alliance gone insane and wicked about naming their ships. It wasn't even shaped like a B, what a major disappointment. This has caused reason to believe the Mon Calamari are either stupid, retarded, gay, or combination of the above.
What basically made the ship special is that it had a gyrosyncronomiticalbitch cockpit which allowed the cockpit to remain in one position while flying over all over the place. The ships were relatively big and were practically easiest eyesores in any Rebel fleet. One of the good things that B-wings had was its armament. Literally B-wings had about all the shitthey need and more. The typical armament of the B-wing consisted of proton torpedoes, six lazor cannons, Pee-Wee Herman, and two seats, one for you and one for the lady.
B-wings were relatively expensive and the Rebels unfortunately had to steal them like that "faggots" they are. Although they did prove that even if the Empire used them, they wouldn't help those pussies.
Pilots for B-wings had to be extremely bad-ass and everyone had to live up to those standards. The standard for all Rebel pilots was the bad-ass Kirby!
It was well know that all B-Wing pilots were hated by Rogue Squadron due to the fact they got more pussy. In fact bitches who dated Rogue Squadron pilots would leave them for B-Wing pilots.
Requirements to be a PilotEdit
- Must have a High School Degree
- Must be at least 7 inches
- Must be at least 6'
- May not be a virgin
- Must look sexier then Rogue Squadron