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BIGdarthz
BIIIG Darth Zebyellin Zeke Topanga (Right) with Lightsurfboard
Biographical information
Homeworld

BIG Beach

Born

BIG Birthday

Died

BIG fat NOOO!

Physical description
Species

BIG Fatass

Gender

Fatass

Height

BIG

Hair color

BIG afro

Eye color

BIG

Cybernetics

BIG...you know what

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

AD

Affiliation

Sith

Known masters

Darth James Woods

Known apprentices

Darth Cody Maverick

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG Darth Z was a man, he was a BIIIG man! With an eye like an eagle and as tall as a mountain was he. BIG Darth Z was a man, he was a BIIIG man! He was brave, he was fearless and as tough as a mighty oak tree!

BIG Darth Z, born BIIIG Zebyellin Zeke Topanga, was a male/fatass penguin who mastered the art of lighsurfboarding. He was famous for training (much smaller) apprentices in his art on the BIG island of BIG beach.

Rise of the Wave Edit

BIG Darth Z's life, which he referred to as "his wave" began on the sunny island of BIG Beach. His parents were BIG Mama and BIG Daddy. BIG Darth Z was instantly consumed with the idea of surfing The BIG One, a wave so powahful, that it almost killed Kyle Katarn himself.

Training Under (the much smaller) Darth James Woods Edit

BIG Darth Z trained under Darth James Woods (or Reggie Bellafonte, but that name is gay) when he was a BIG boy. Woods taught him the ways of the board and how to make one into a lightsurfboard. When BIG Darth Z was done his training, he killed James Woods, for fear that the latter would be the first to surf The BIG One and get a BIG prize. To this day, Z has trained Cody Maverick in hopes to get him to fend off any competitors.

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