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| Asajj Ventress
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| Biographical information
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| Homeworld
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Rattattattakkakkakkii
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| Physical description
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| Species
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Rattattattakkakkakkii
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| Gender
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Female
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| Hair color
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nope
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| Eye color
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Yep
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| Cybernetics
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Also
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| Chronological and political information
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| Affiliation
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Count Dookula
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- "Nothing compares to you."
- ―Baldy
Baldy (more commonly known as Asajj Ventress) was a Dark Jedi under Count Dookie. She was an Emo and her skin color was so white that it made sour cream jealous. Many people confuse her with Jean-Luc Picard, however, the two are completely different, besides the hair thing.
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