Asajj Ventress

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Asajj Ventress
Biographical information
Homeworld	Rattattattakkakkakkii
Physical description
Species	Rattattattakkakkakkii
Gender	Female
Hair color	nope
Eye color	Yep
Cybernetics	Also
Chronological and political information
Affiliation	Count Dookula

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"Nothing compares to you."

―Baldy

Baldy (more commonly known as Asajj Ventress) was a Dark Jedi under Count Dookie. She was an Emo and her skin color was so white that it made sour cream jealous. She was the wife of Grievous and mother of Jean-Luc Picard. Many people confuse her with Jean-Luc Picard, however, the two are completely different, besides the hair thing and that Asajj has boobs.

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