"Oh, no! It's the BURPS!"
―Darth Culator, prior to the arrival of the police

The Basic Urban-Response Police-Speeder, also known as the BURPS, was a landspeeder utilized by various police units within the cities of the galaxy. Its unfortunate acronym, much like the FART, was known to draw snickers from bystanders.

This article is called Basic Urban-Response Police-Speeder. Basic Urban-Response Police-Speeder has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Basic Urban-Response Police-Speeder can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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