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Confrontation between Lando Calrissian and a strange but smooth Yarkora that happened in Cloud City.


LandoIcon
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JoeCamel
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LandoIcon
Well, well, well. Hello. What have we here?



JoeCamel
Just enjoying a cigarra. They never get on your nerves.



LandoIcon
I'm Lando Calrissian, the administrator of this facility.



JoeCamel
You can call me Joe. One of a kind.



LandoIcon
You think you can come in here with your cigarra and your cool threads and out-smooth Lando Calrissian?



JoeCamel
Hey, calm down friend. Have a cigarra. Pleasure helps your disposition.



LandoIcon
Look, pal. I'm the smooth one on this planet. I ooze smooth. I invented smooth. I am smooth with a capital smoo.



JoeCamel
Me? I'm just Joe. Smooth moves. Smooth character.



LandoIcon
You challenge my smooth?



JoeCamel
You askin'?



LandoIcon
...



JoeCamel
...



LandoIcon
Go. Bring it on.



JoeCamel
(puff) Live out loud.



LandoIcon
You truly belong here with us among the clouds.



JoeCamel
Slow down. Pleasure up.



LandoIcon
Smooth, ice-cold Colt .45.



JoeCamel
Satisfies longer.



LandoIcon
Works every time.



JoeCamel
It's your taste.



LandoIcon
Did somebody order a miracle?



JoeCamel
I... uh...



LandoIcon
Being sexy is an all-day job. Just pretend I'm God. Lando Calrissian: super space stud.



JoeCamel
Uh... I, uh... agh! (runs away)



LandoIcon
That's right, you better run. Don't bring that weak smooth back to my city. All right, settle down, everyone. Drinks are on me, and so are the ladies.


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This article is called Battle of the Smooth. Battle of the Smooth has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Battle of the Smooth can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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