- "Warrior's battle log, date and time: unknown. Location of planet: unknown. We have fought an unknown foe here on this unknown planet. Outcome of battle: unknown. Status of unit: unknown. Should anyone find this record, perhaps it will shed light on what happened here."
The Battle of Unknown planet was a battle on the Unknown planet. Everything about it is unknown. Apart from the fact that it happened. Wait, maybe that is unknown too....
This is the
most unknown best article ever, isn't it? Well, actually that's unknown too.
Aw, man. Inter-wiki satire. Why we're even bothering to stoop so low is... yeah, unknown.