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Beat-Boxing Vader is a song by the band known as the Dork Lords of the Sith. Despite its rhyme scheme (ow-yah, we're now on to their plans), critics (Mostly Mandalorians, Wookiees, Gamorreans, and a combination of all three), panned the song for lack of creativity. However, many fanboys love the song for what appeared to be a beat-boxing Darth Vader, although it was actually a broken hair-dryer.

The song itselfEdit

(Beat-Boxing, Vader-like Breathing) Wo-pooss. Wo-Wo-poosss. Wo-poos. WOO-Poosss.
Yo-woo. We're the Dork Lords of the Sith.
The only band without a Bith.
Now here's Vader, Palpatine's Sith apprentice.
He's no lorgest the boy from The Phantom Menace.
(Vader's Voice) Princess, I want the plans in my hands.
I not the one to offend.
Hey, I'm not Captain Planet.
I'll be happy to destroy your planet.
(Beat-Boxing, Vader-like Breathing) Wo-pooss. Wo-Wo-poosss. Wo-poos. WOO-Poosss.
(Vader) Admiral, do without fail.
There isn't one to give you bail.
I'll give you so much hell.
That the doctor would prescribe more cowbell.
And then you choke
You might even croak.
I find your lack of air pleasing.
I would like to tank you for disbelieving.
(Beat-Boxing, Vader-like Breathing) Wo-pooss. Wo-Wo-poosss. Wo-poos. WOO-Poosss.
(Vader) Luke, I'm your father.
Join me, and no one can go even farther.
(That's what she said!)
Luke, you're my son.
Join me, and we'll have so much fun.
(Beat-Boxing, Vader-like Breathing) Wo-pooss. Wo-Wo-poosss. Wo-poos. WOO-Poosss.
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This article is called Beat-Boxing Vader. Beat-Boxing Vader has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Beat-Boxing Vader can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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