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"This is my bed. My mistress is lying naked in it. I'm going to have my way with her now."
―Darth Obvious

A bed was a comfy place upon which to sleep, or engage in relations. Wookiees required extra-large and very sturdy beds, both for their size and aggressive mating habits. At least one Sith Lord was thought to have destroyed a planet while in bed; whether that occurred during sleep or sex is still a mystery.

If a being was lucky enough, they would die while asleep in bed. Unfortunately, most weren't.