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This article is called Bed. Bed has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Bed can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Bed.
"This is my bed. My mistress is lying naked in it. I'm going to have my way with her now."
―Darth Obvious

A bed was a comfy place upon which to sleep, or engage in relations. Wookiees required extra-large and very sturdy beds, both for their size and aggressive mating habits. At least one Sith Lord was thought to have destroyed a planet while in bed; whether that occurred during sleep or sex is still a mystery.

If a being was lucky enough, they would die while asleep in bed. Unfortunately, most weren't.

Luke and Leia were both conceived in a bed, and were both born in a bed. Fortunately, it seems they were lucky to die in a bed.

The whole idea of the Sith comes from thirteen Jedi in a bed, and when the smallest Jedi said "Roll over, roll over," for some stoopid reason. They all rolled over, and the little one fell out, the one who had started the whole thing. He became the first Sith evah.

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