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Beyonce
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles
Biographical information
Homeworld

Earth

Born

4 September 1981

Died

23 December 2012

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Female

Height

1.5 meters

Hair color

Gold

Eye color

Red

Cybernetics

Breast implants

"Yo, Jesus, I'm really happy for you, you're my savior and everything, and Ima let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time! The best videos of all time!"
―Darth Ruptus interrupts the Jesus Christ article

Beyoncé, supposedly a great singer, was in fact a figment of the imagination of Darth Ruptus, who believed that this nonexistent woman had made the best music holo-video of all time in galactic history. He frequently invoked her name when vomiting his opinion all over Darthipedia, both infuriating and tickling the funny bones of Darthipedians throughout known space.

When confronted with the non-existence of Beyoncé, Ruptus would typically asphyxiate the offender, or sometimes blast them with Force lightning. Irregardless, anyone who dared to suggest this was guaranteed a quick and painful death sentence.

BouncingJimbos
Emperor Jimbo commands you to see the real article called: Beyoncé.
CabalDoesn'tExist
RicOlieRight
This article is called Beyoncé. Beyoncé has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Beyoncé can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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