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|Beyoncé Giselle Knowles|
4 September 1981
23 December 2012
- "Yo, Jesus, I'm really happy for you, you're my savior and everything, and Ima let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time! The best videos of all time!"
- ―Darth Ruptus interrupts the Jesus Christ article
Beyoncé, supposedly a great singer, was in fact a figment of the imagination of Darth Ruptus, who believed that this nonexistent woman had made the best music holo-video of all time in galactic history. He frequently invoked her name when vomiting his opinion all over Darthipedia, both infuriating and tickling the funny bones of Darthipedians throughout known space.
When confronted with the non-existence of Beyoncé, Ruptus would typically asphyxiate the offender, or sometimes blast them with Force lightning. Irregardless, anyone who dared to suggest this was guaranteed a quick and painful death sentence.