Blaster
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- "Blasters don't kill people, Darth Lucas does!"
- ―Some freak
Blasters were guns. They had various ways to kill someone. The Clone trooper way of killing some one is getting drunk, getting in a fight, and shooting everyone in the building. The Imperial Army way of killing people was to have their top 2 commanding officers get drunk and pass out that gave the troops no obvious command so then they got drunk and opened up fire and shoot anyone they didn't like with blasters. If a coommanding officer wasn't drunk and ordered troops to open fire then their planet was destroyed. The Ewoks then had a supply of blasters and they killed themselves because it looked fun.
