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Bocce

Fluent Bocce speakers

Bocce was a silly language that required speakers to roll metal balls on a flat patch of soil. The pattern of the balls determined the meaning of the sentence. It required very fine control to speak Bocce. If a speaker miscalculated and rolled a ball too far, it could completely change the meaning of the sentence from "activate the southern moisture vaporator" to "violate my daughter sexually."

Bocce was an invention of Mungo Baobab's merchant family, so blame them for the ridiculousness of it all. C-3PO could speak Bocce fluently. He had excellent ball-handling technique.


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This article is called Bocce. Bocce has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Bocce can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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