Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Bogden.
Bogden was a planet with many moons. It sucked to live there. When Jango Fett visited, all of its inhabitants begged him to pour oil over their naked bodies and set them on fire with his jetpack. Fett magnanimously agreed to do so.