"They're...lumpy things"
Darth Obvious

Breasts were strange lumpy things that only females and Darth Fat Guy had on their chests. You would look this up. One of your kind would do anything to see just a glimpse of one.


We Mandalorians like breasts. We honor them as we honor our Mother Goddess.

This article is called Breast. Breast has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Breast can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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