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Burl ives
Burl Ives
Biographical information
Homeworld

Bathtub

Born

Unknown

Died

Unknown

Physical description
Species

Human

Gender

Male

Height

Same as width

Hair color

Grey

Chronological and political information
"Burl Ives is, like, teh mohtst imhportant pserson in Schtar Whores. He must be ohn teh main paeg!"
―T. S. Maddocks[1]

Burl Ives was a voice actor with a very small part in a very large franchise, however was overly celebrated by many. Ives, though dead for some time, has become as popular as other dead folks like Elvis and Jesus by fanboys and hyperinclusionist fanwankers, but perhaps more for his work in other Academy Award-winning films.

Notes and referencesEdit


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This article is called Burl Ives. Burl Ives has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Burl Ives can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Burl Ives.

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