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CC-0411, nicknamed Ponds, was some clone trooper who fought in the Clone Wars, most notably during the Battle of Ryloth, where he assisted in the capture of Seppy Wat Tambor, and later during the Battle of Malastare, where he fought some weird Godzilla thing. Ponds figured, since his number was "411," he should be some kind of information specialist, but it never came to be. Instead, he became famous for his extensive line of cold creams, vanishing creams, bacta healing creams, and acne creams. Ponds Cold Cream could be found throughout the galaxy at chemists, drugstores and pharmacies.

Aurra Sing killed him, probably because his Ponds Beauty Cream failed to make her face look any better. Oh, how horrible...

This article is called CC-0411 ("Ponds"). CC-0411 ("Ponds") has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of CC-0411 ("Ponds") can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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