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Cad Bane
Biographical information
Homeworld

Duro

Born

God

Died

Satan

Physical description
Species

Duros

Gender

Male

Hair color

None

Eye color

Menacing

Chronological and political information
Era(s)

The era he lived in

Affiliation

Cad Bane's Posse

"Yee-Haw!"
―Cad Bane, when he sadly raped the Senate.

Cad Bane a.k.a. Bane the Kid, John C Marston, or Cryptosporidium-137 was a Duros cowboy who was an outlaw to the Galactic Republic.

BiographyEdit

Hostage CrisisEdit

In 22 BBY, Cad Bane and his homeboys went to the Galactic Senate building in an attempt to free Jabba the Hutt's gay uncle. They captured the building and held all of the senators, including Padmé Amidala, her Rodian uncle, Bail Organa, C-3PO, and others hostage. They shot some three-eyed idiot for trying to walk away. They then captured The Emo One and electrocuted him, and guess what? They didn't use Force lightning. Can you believe that? Anyway, they freed the gay Hutt and almost blew up the senators if The Emo One didn't wake up in time and save their asses.

Cargo of DoomEdit

Some time later, Emo One and Ahsoka Tano went after Bane, who was kidnapping Jedi babies and doing the old Michael Jackson on them, this time on Mustafar.

Behind the scenesEdit

Cad Bane spelled backwards is Enab Dac. Or is it Dac Enab?

Cad Bane was originally created as the protagonist character for that Destroy All Humans game but George Lucas managed to afford the game's license so he can star him in Revenge of the Sith which didn't come through as expected. Four years later Cad finally saw the light and evolved into a huge bad ass like Darth Secret.

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