Cade Skywalker
Biographical information

Ossus, home of Smelly Emos

Physical description

Smelly Emo



Hair color

Unwashed and greasy

Eye color

Red from Deathstick overdosage

Personal shit
Chronological and political information
This article is called Cade Skywalker. Cade Skywalker has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Cade Skywalker can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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"Grr, I'm all mean and surly! Don't get close to me, because something in me is broken and twisted. You can tell because I've got some stubble on my chin and I don't wash. Rawr."
―Cade "Don't Have a Cow, Man" Skywalker

Cade Skywalker, that loveable scamp, was a little rascal with an earring and a taste for dead men's clothes.

He enjoyed the musical stylings of emo bands and would often throw adorable hissy fits. Had many a zany adventure with his daring chums, bless their little cotton socks. He's so cute when he gets all angsty. Is into hardcore drugs, but they're all brightly colored and look like candy, so it's OK. Poses in leather a lot, and fucked with a chick with tattoos and head-tails. Talk about fetishes...

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