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Ossus, home of Smelly Emos
Unwashed and greasy
Red from Deathstick overdosage, but sometimes green when he remembers to wash
|Chronological and political information|
His Smelly Dead Emo Daddy
Smelly Emos don't have apprentices
- "Grr, I'm all mean and surly! Don't get close to me, because something in me is broken and twisted. You can tell because I've got some stubble on my chin and I don't wash. Rawr."
- ―Cade "Don't Have a Cow, Man" Skywalker
Cade Skywalker, that loveable scamp, was a little rascal with an earring and a taste for dead men's clothes.
He enjoyed the musical stylings of emo bands and would often throw adorable hissy fits. Had many a zany adventure with his daring chums, bless their little cotton socks. He's so cute when he gets all angsty. Is into hardcore drugs, but they're all brightly colored and look like candy, so it's OK. Poses in leather a lot, and fucked with a chick with tattoos and head-tails. Talk about fetishes...