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After Canderous found himself a spin doctor on #Wookieepedia called StarNinja99, they posted subliminal messages all over the HoloNet. This is a master list of all messages that were sent:
- Canderous Ordo mentioned to Revan how cool you are.
- Canderous Ordo keeps a holo of you in his armor.
- Canderous Ordo paid the parking ticket on your Basilisk War Droid.
- Canderous Ordo laughed at your joke..........and shot everybody who did not.
- Canderous Ordo rescued you from drowning..........by giving you a warrior's death.
- Canderous Ordo sent you the heads of all the foes he had defeated in his life as a birthday present.......the trucks came rolling in three weeks later
- Canderous Ordo warmed up your blaster for you......by murdering 98 sentients.
- Canderous Ordo shined your armor......with the blood of his enemies.
- Canderous Ordo gave you a new helmet for your birthday, with the former owner's head still in it.
- Canderous Ordo dedicated a kill to you.
- Canderous Ordo told you "Suck it up, you worthless di'kut" when you were frightened.
- Canderous Ordo made you a deathbed, it's right behind you.
- Canderous Ordo gave you a rabid, bloodthirsty rancor for Life-Day..
- Canderous Ordo killed your wife after she laughed at your erection problems.
- Canderous Ordo wanted to buy you some ice-cream, so he conquered Hoth in your honor.
- Canderous Ordo folded you an origami Ithorian......made from a real Ithorian.
- Canderous Odro bookmarked your website........with a Vibro-Shiv.
- Canderous Ordo visits your grandmother on Sundays."
- Canderous Ordo played catch with you today........using a thermal detonator.
- Canderous Ordo helped you hide the evidence from Jolee's murder
- Canderous Ordo had a Woman to Woman talk with Mission Vao when she had her first menstrual period.
- Canderous Ordo gave Kreia a nasty Vibroblade scar when she started lecturing you about killing that Ewok