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Cannibal Corpse: "Sith's rule, Jedi's drool"
Darth Slipknot: "But you cant join the Sith, your immune to the Dark Side"
— Shit, your right, Darth Slipknot and Cannibal Corpse talking about Sith and Jedi.
Master Corpse
Cannibal Corpse
Biographical information
Homeworld

Jupiter

Born

Jupiter

Died

Never did and probably never will

Physical description
Species

Humanity

Gender

Male

Hair color

Windmill

Eye color

Metal

Cybernetics

None

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

Jedi Order

Known masters

Luke Skywalker, Odin

Known apprentices

Asator

Cannibal Corpse is a Jedi from Jupiter.

BiographyEdit

Cannibal Corpse was born by being burped up. Good for him on Jupiter. While he did love killing people, he was still a Jedi, IMMUNE TO THE DARK SIDE!!! He wanted to be Sith but he fucked up. But hey, it isn't the end of Jupiter so he has to live with it. At age 5 he was adopted by Diane Vader. He had no father though, that meant his whole damn family had no penis, no serious, Cannibal Corpse didn't have a dick either, actually he did, he was male so he had to have one, god damn this source. When he was 7 he learned to growl, Death Growl, to scare people, which turned to a Force Power, Force Death Growl, which was quite similar to Force Scream, which he also possesed. It ends when he joins the Jedi.

Personality and TraitsEdit

Cannibal Corpse will Destroy your planet, and often, he destroys his enemies and their planets so no more enemies of his will spawn because he's so badass. He enjoyed having sex hence his Force Sex power. He loved to make noise and growl and shoot people, eat genitals, eat corpses, eat his enemies (no wonder he's so fat), and make people suffer.

PowersEdit

Cannibal Corpse possesed Force Death Growl, Force Scream, Force Growl, Force Suffer, and Force Sex. Force Death Growl was his deadliest power, next is Force Scream. Screamo scream I mean, it kills by chewing peoples ears then their body. Cannibal Corpse was the only male to have Force Sex, his dick was a blaster actually, despite this, he still possesed Force Sex.

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