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Canon (preferred Internet spelling: cannon) is a load of bollocks that pretends to be the truth. Large quantities of it can be found at the Star Wars Fanon Wiki. SuperShadow says canon is crap. George Lucas says canon is crap. Hell, even countless people on Wookiepedia say that canon is crap. So it's crap. Point-blank, period, penis, end of story.

Anyone who pays attention to canon will have their planet destroyed. That means you, too.

See alsoEdit

• Fanon
• Funon

This article is called Canon. Canon has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Canon can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.