"Lay off the spice, dude. It's so totally not good for you, man!"

―One Hippie to another Hippie

Carbonite (also known as The Spice by users) was a highly addictive substance with which many people liked to get stoned on. However, getting stoned on Carbonite had dangerous health risks, especially if one overdosed. A notable example of these health risks was Han Solo, who with the help of Darth Vader and his buddy Boba Fett got himself stoned in Carbonite. When Han woke up he found himself surrounded by weird critters and a space slug, but it is believed that it was really just a dream brought on by the overdose. This did not deter him, and by the end of his life he was nothing more than a mental wreck who's only joy was to stone himself on carbonite every day or so.

People who were involved with CarboniteEdit

• Lando Calrissian was so cool, he liked to trick his buddies into getting stoned and then selling them to Jabba the Hutt for money.
• Darth Vader tried to get his son stoned, but Luke Skywalker just said "No!".
• Han Solo was a total addict after Vader showed him how at the Super Carbonite Rave Party.
• Yoda used it frequently so that he could talk to the shiny blue people.
• Jar Jar Binks.

This article is called Carbonite. Carbonite has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Carbonite can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.