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A carrot! Witness the power!

Carrots are energy sources containing great power. Their power was once so great, that some Jedi freaks formed them into Carrot Sabers. Unfortunately, all carrots were recently stolen and hidden by some nOOBZ that need to get a god damn life.

However, the nOObZ did do everybody one favor. Now whenever hidden carrots are found, they are traded to perfectly trusted people to earn a Special Bonus.

Thanks nOObZ for your help in making us richer, ya freeloaders!!! (We are still going to find you and kill you)

This article is called Carrot. Carrot has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Carrot can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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