Chalmun's Cantina

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The Vong would have started their invasion much earlier if it wasn't for their poor choice in one particular scout that rather spent his time in Chalmuns.

♫Sometimes you want to go where everybody has your name, and no person looks the same....♫

"♫ Making your way in the world today, ♫
♫ Takes everything you’ve got. ♫
♫ He doesn't like you and neither do I, ♫
♫ Your likely to get shot. ♫
♫ Wouldn’t you like to get away....♫
♫ Sometimes you want to go; ♫
♫ Where everybody knows your name, ♫
♫ No sigle person looks the same. ♫
♫ You want to be where you can see, ♫
♫ Our troubles are all the same;
♫ You want to be where everybody hates your guts. ♫
♫ Singing the blues when the Rebels lose,♫
♫ it’s a crisis in your life. ♫
♫ On the run from a guy with a gun,♫
♫ and all you have is a knife. ♫
♫ wouldn't you like to get away..♫
♫ Sometimes you want to go; ♫
♫ Where everybody has your name,♫
♫ Shoot Rodians without the blame.♫
♫ You want to be where you can see, ♫
♫ Our troubles are all the same. ♫
♫ You want to be where everybody hates your guts. ♫"

―Theme song

Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Chalmun's Cantina.

Chalmun's Cantina was a cantina/brothel/pub where various aliens that easily got pissed off at Jedi, weirdos, and Irish people hanged out. Most of the drinks served were not just piss-poor, but actual piss straight from Chalmun himself.

Walrus Dude was a frequent visitor, and he would meet Doctor Evazan at the cantina every Friday for a date.

The Cantina stopped admitting droids after one of Watto's failed inventions exploded and totally ruined, like, Chalmun's decor, y'know. That stuff's like, totally worth alot of money, man.