Cheetos are crappy chips that have a really weird mascot. The chips taste like their mascot, due to a grinder incident. The Empire tried to steal these chips off of every planet.

This article is called Cheeto. Cheeto has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Cheeto can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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