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Chad Vader, brother of the more famous planet-destroying Darth Vader, makes history with his new remix hit single, "Chocolate Rain." This song was the key to launching his now-sprawling music career. Ever heard a "Justin Timberlake" song? That's really Chad; he's in control of all music powah!!!!

"Chocolate Rain," performed by the talents of Chad Vader was a song performed by the talents of Chad Vader; DUH!

The horrible lyrics of this song caused everyone to listen to it, or else they would have had their, well, you know... This allowed it to become #1 on the charts for 500,000 years, gaining "popularity" all this time until it became so old they had to discontinue it on account of the "fairness" policy.

Here are the lyrics to this "song". If you want to edit them out so that the horribleness does not kill you, please feel free to do so. Seriously, DO IT NOW!!!!!!

LyricsEdit

Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I edited you, someone do the same


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what's that smell, it smells like you and lame


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, feel the powah of my choking insane


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the fuck's the next line in this dang


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I'm singing in the chocolate rain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song pisses me off like the original one and


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, fail me one more time and feel the rage


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I'm altering the deal, pray I don't do it again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel my magic powah hurricane


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, death just came and rang the doorbell again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the lameness of this lamey lame


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I am your father!


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this song cracks me up like novacaine


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, is it even a wonder I'm high on cocaine


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I feel weak, want to get up again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, hands are tired from playing this verse again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, never mind me, go back, and do your thing


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, ventilator's giving me some pain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, do you want to feel my wrath again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yo momma's as fat as Jabba, she's got problems man


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, she fell into a volcano, with no more dang


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, had to get her out with a 50-foot crane


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, uh, chocolate rain


♫ ♫


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, yeah, yeah, hit the road you son of a bitch-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel the heat, feel it again, again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, join me, rule the galaxy with me and ordain


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, damnit song, just end already fuck it-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the hell is chocolate rain anyway


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, who knows why TFU is a game


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, who commissioned you to fly this thing


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, damnit Luke, you did it again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Internet crazes suck as you have seen


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, New Year's Day, it's time to celebrate


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, brother landed Padmé, damn you dang


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, let's hope this is the end, ha, faked you out again


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, feel the effect of my super brain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, destroy your planet I will do again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, who would ever want to be your date


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, all this breathing makes me hate to say


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, restraining orders have no effect, you dang


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, underestimate the Force and I will crush your windpipe hey


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, crappy article but it causes pain so


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, do you want to hear it again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, PWNG3UINOP89009273954847503580ING is too much fun so be more tame


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, James Earl Jones couldn't do better, hey


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, muy bombad powah of the Sithies, yay


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what the heck, I have to do it again


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, you don't know how hard it is to think verses off the top of your head-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, if this is a hit, I had a bet with Oprah that she'd, well, you know-ain...


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, how much more lame can I get anyway


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, the experts say obsession is okay


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, take it from a Dark Lord of the Sith, okay


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, now I say, isn't that the dumbest name


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, who cares if I clog the whole drain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, blamesociety.net is a fake name


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I always wondered what happened to my mother when I left her with them


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, mass hysteria takes over again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, pausing's giving me a headache


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, conceived by Darth Plagueis, disturbing, eh


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, whoever wants me, dial 988


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I always thought Harrison Ford was double dealing-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, can't think of anything, hang on a second-ain


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, Snakes on a Plane, Samuel Jackson, what more can I say


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, holiday specials are for hippies and


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, damnit, don't you ever, ever end


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, G4TV takes the fun out of all video games


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Karen Traviss *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* Spongebob Squarepants-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, repeating verses sucks, who does that anyway


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, if you hate this song, I feel your pain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I used to love chocolate; now, well, you know...


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Darth Elmo's nothing compared to the death-inducingness of this dang


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, doesn't anybody feel the pain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, microphone is starting to irritate


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, this entire article's going down the drain


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, cliche, cliche, cliche, more cliche


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Fandalorians beware the rain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, step outside, on second thought, play video games


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I hate this song and it hates everyday


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Supergeeky1, save the article, yay


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I'm allergic to the Jedi, hooray


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, geeks of all ages come read this painful-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, strike me down, claim your refund today


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Admiral, you came too close to the system again


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, that baby's as ugly as yo momma, lame


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, error 412, damnit work again you fax machine-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, what is thy bidding thy stupid dazed


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, not afraid, you will be, you will be-ain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, I searched my feelings--all of them


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yes it is awesome; oh boy, clean that place


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I spy on everybody everyday


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, there's something alive in here, feeling pretty strange


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, RACCOON, what the fuck is it today


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, guy on meat I suggest you walk away


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, Clint hates you, no shit, ghost of refrain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, yeah sure, she saved a lot, now I'm going to walk away


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, you're doomed, doomed, doomed, oh, this is bullshit again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, ran out of Wikiquotes to use, oh dang


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, day shift manager job sucks anyway


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, all fandom is crappy in the rain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, did I mention this song's lame with a pain


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, I must eat your brain


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, running out of stuff to sing about-ain


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, Lionel stop asking the speed of light question again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, hopefully it's the end, hah, psyched again


Chocolate rain, *pauses*, feel free to edit this to make it more lame


Chocolate rain, *breathes*, chocolate rain, *pauses*, chocolate raaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiinnnnnnn

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, oh God please save me from ...

Chocolate rain, *pauses*, the final verse is up next, can't stand the pain


Feeling pain,♫ *breathes*,aw forget this crap...

After the Initial SongEdit

At this point in the song, Chad fell to the ground, unconscious.


Instead of having a negative effect on people because of its longevity and lameness, the song instead had a positive effect; there are too many fanboys in this world anymore. So whenever you hear a song on the radio, thank Chad Vader for making Americans love music again. And thank him for American Idol; wait, no not really. But anyway, just get out of here. That is, unless you want to read another fifteen pages of verses and listen to the better-than-James-Earl-Jones'-Darth-Vader-voice of that guy who makes Chad's voice again; are names really important anyway?


It was later discovered that this song was actually the greatest superweapon evah in the galaxy's history; even more powerful than the Death Star (even though most things were). Fear of another song from Chad took hold of every citizen of the galaxy, forcing them listen to this one or else, explaining why they listened to the song in the first place.


Behind the Scenes and TriviaEdit

Chad Vader IS Steve Perry!


Henry Fonda provided the voice of Chad, while John Wayne wore the suit in an ill-carried-out parody of the song. When the real Chad Vader (Perry!) found out about this, he used his original "Chocolate Rain" song to completely wipe them out...both of them. And you wonder why there's no more Westerns!


Chad spelled backwards is Dahc; this is possibly a clue to the location of Darth Krayt's mother's third cousin's fifty-times-removed frying pan! How exciting!


George Lucas named the song, and Chad Vader, after his cousin's cat. DUH!


Chad means Iuopiertyzonia in Juipoaoiaerioaaeraggahirejtiogkjccajfdoaurjf.


This article is a parody of a parody of a song. Psyche!


Chad Vader (Perry!) took a rap course in college; no wonder he's so good!


Finally, no Gungans were hurt in the making of this song. Haha, GOTCHA!!!!!!!

And Now, A Word From Our SponsorsEdit

We've rambled enough now, it's time for you to make a difference; go out and inform the world that this song sucks big time. Remember: unless you are a cool Sith Lord, saving a life is the greatest charity you can ever give.


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This article is called Chocolate Rain (As Performed by the Talents of Chad Vader). Chocolate Rain (As Performed by the Talents of Chad Vader) has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Chocolate Rain (As Performed by the Talents of Chad Vader) can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
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