Christian Bale

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Christian Bale invented five sex positions, two of which involve the use of chainsaws. The other two involve doing "it" in a machine shop until you weigh ninety pounds.

Christian "Batman Bateman" Bale was supergeeky1's mancrush.

Bale portrayed the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson (that's sixty four, count 'em) of Jesus, when in reality, he's God himself.

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Title	Description
Bateman Begins	In this work of art, Bale portrays The Bateman, a shadowy stuck-up business man that looms over New York City at night, proving that it is hip to be a bat. Upon nearly defeating his enemies, Bateman leaves to return some video tapes. Bateman's bate-belt consists of bate-tape, a bate-hook and the highly feared, bate-Huey Lewis and the News CD.
Terminator Salivation

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