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Christophsis, or Christopher, was a strange Outer Rim planet covered almost entirely by giant blue-green hexagonal crystals. The landscape looked something like Superman's Fortress of Solitude. The crystals could be used in lightsabers... provided the lightsabers were hundreds of feet tall and hexagonal.

The planet was colonized by New-Age crystal gazers, who began extensive mining operations and eventually became rich and materialistic. During the Clone Wars, Christophsis was captured by Whorm Loathsom of the Legion of Doom, but they were liberated by a Republic legion led by Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker, and... ugh... Ahsoka Tano. How humiliating. So humiliating, in fact, that the entire population of the planet committed mass suicide by impaling themselves on the sharpest crystals on the planets surface, saving Darth Vader the trouble of having to destroy their planet later.

This article is called Christophsis. Christophsis has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Christophsis can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.
Born without a sense of humor? We are inspired by your courageous struggle. …Just kidding. Get the hell out of here and go read Wookiepedia's "real" article on Christophsis.

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