Duloc, Far Far Away
|Forms of ass-kickery||
(Every form except VII)
|Chronological and political information|
- "My lightsaber instructor was a homosexual, and now he's dead. I love my dead gay lightsaber instructor."
- ―Serra Keto
He was known for flashy, dare I say flamboyant, maneuvers in combat, like single-handedly taking down enemy walkers with his onion breath. Or throwing his saber behind somebody, making it tap him on the shoulder, and then when the guy looks, it kills him. He also invented the lightsaber bow, which he used to fire light arrows at enemy
orcs Sith battle droids.
Drallig was loved and admired by almost all the Padawans of the Jedi Temple. All the girls found him dreamy and nonthreatening, and the boys... well, the less said, the better. He was a tough instructor, though, and some students called him "The Troll." More knowledgeable students called him "The-guy-who-once-killed-a-troll-by-leaping-on-top-and-shooting-him-in-the-head." Drallig was constantly putting personal ads on the HoloNet looking for a short, bearded, dour and taciturn life companion.
Drallig died defending younglings from Darth Vader during Order 66. He was doing a pretty good job until he got overconfident and tried doing the roar. Vader saw it coming and cut his head and penis off.