Clive Melon DeJuan

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Clive dislikes a lack of pickles in his crabby patty.

Clive was a maintenance guy who was stationed at Cloud City. He was also fat, stupid and had a poor attitude towards basic human hygiene. He disliked his job at Cloud City, mainly because all he did was wonder the spotless white corridors with his thumb shoved up his ass roughly 80% of the time, while also making sure the already shite droids and machinery didn't completely fuck up.


  • When Clive was very young he accidentally sat on a banana. Needless to say it changed his life. 
  • When he was young he knew a guy, who knew this other guy, who this guys cousin, who knew this other guy's brother who knew someone who would eventualy become a very powerful Jedi Knight. And flip a mean burger in his spare time. 

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