Clone Wars

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This article is about this about this one war. You may be looking for that one fucking kiddy show.
"Our brave canon fodder. They died so pointlessly. "
―Chancellor Palpatine


.The Clone Wars were an elaborate, absurd, trap to kill all the Jedi. Started by the Republicans Banking planets, the war lasted three exhausting seasons years. Jedi fought, nobly leading clone troopers who they knew nothing about. We'd like to say this wasn't typical Jedi planning, but who are we kidding. At the end of the Clone wars, after Billions dead (unless your Karen Traviss and believe only a couple million clones waged a galactic war), the Jedi were framed, and shot by their own troops. The war was over and the Sith now ruled the Galaxy.

It was of course a major improvement.

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This article is called Clone Wars. Clone Wars has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Clone Wars can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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