Die you Jedi scum!

Merging can be a good idea sometimes, look at what it did for C-3PO. He's finally showing some spirit.
It could be beneficial for this article if it were to be merged with Clone

Please explain why you think this article should be merged on the article's talk page. If you don't, we will destroy your planet.


Oh, the Travissty!

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Clones were created on Kamino. They were the offspring of Jango Fett. Oh, one clone had relations with a Jedi, even though he was 11 at the time! Those Jedi are such sexual deviants.

History Edit

Two years before the Clone Wars, a (super-mega-awesome) bounty hunter named Jango Fett wanted a son, but couldn't do it the normal way because someone cut his willy during a mission. He went to Kamino to ask for a cloned son. After hundreds of failures, he decided to make an army, so he kept cloning, and kept the clone that looked the most like him as his son, even though it was a girl.

This article is called Clones. Clones has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Clones can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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