- "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWEEEE iveneverhadsomuchenergyinmylifehaveyouyesnomaybeplease expandIimploreyouheyiknowletsgorunamarathon - noletsconquertheuniversehahahahahahblah."
- ―Imperial Officer after six cups too many
Some Sith believed that coffee was evil, so they stuck to tea. Tea was wholesome and loaded with healthy antioxidants, but it did not wield the potential for power that Coffee did. Tea soon became jealous of Coffee. Coffee knew that tea was plotting to betray it. So when Tea was sleeping, Coffee crept into its room and slit its throat. Coffee, covered in the spilled leaves of its enemy, declared, "Now I am Dark Lord of the Sith."
Sith Lord UsersEdit
- "Yo, Wyyrlok! Get me a double-double, stat!"
- ―Darth Fanon