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You'd be surprised what the scenery has to say when a Jedi and Sith do battle...

KesselRock
Oh, look, it's started.


EgyptKorriban
Not yet, they're still verbally sparring.


KesselRock
Any minute now, though.


EgyptKorriban
Oh, naturally.


One hour later...


KesselRock
Ooh, nice opener by the Jedi, there.


EgyptKorriban
Not entirely a kosher move, but he is fighting for more than just his life.


KesselRock
Like you would know.


EgyptKorriban
Didn't you know? I used to be a Jedi temple.


KesselRock
Really, now? Never mind that, the Sith Lord just b0rked him right back.


EgyptKorriban
You don't see that every day. But the Jedi Knight's back up now. Yeeouch, that's gonna leave a mark.


KesselRock
I hope that Sith brought some friends, or he's gonna be in trouble.


EgyptKorriban
He did, but they're hiding underneath an unstable ledge on my left. Ten credits says the Jedi will take them out with it.


KesselRock
I don't take sucker bets—and good thing too, 'cos the Jedi just did that.


EgyptKorriban
Yep. This one's a foregone conclusion.


KesselRock
Yep, it's—WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!


Alderaanexplosion
Seeing that he was about to lose, the Sith decided to take the Jedi with him.
RicOlieRight
This article is called Conversation between a rock and a hard place. Conversation between a rock and a hard place has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Conversation between a rock and a hard place can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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