Conversation of Anakin Skywalker and the policeman

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This conversation occured when Annie stole a speeder on Coruscant.



Police car

Hey, you! You won't get away with this!

<siren bleeping>




All right sir, name and address please?

Anakin 11

You don't know who I am.


But yes, I know. You are an infant vandal who stole that innocent guy's speeder and tries to be cool with it.

Anakin 11

No. I am Anakin.


<browsing list>

Ah, yes, here you are. Anakin.. Starkiller? WTF?! Anyway, you are wanted for illegal drug trade, rape of a Senator...?! You are amazing! How could a dirty gangster like you get to Senator Amidala?!

Anakin 11! I mean... I am the Chosen One! I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!


Oh, yes sure. And I am your master. Now please be a good Padawan and follow your master to prison.

Anakin 11

I am Anakin Skywalker! The Jedi! Don't believe it? See this!

LightSaber Annie


WOW! You even stole a lightsaber?! Anyway, I don't have time for you. Give me that f*king lightsaber, shut the kriff up and follow me! Your parents sure won't be pleased.

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