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Conversation overheard in a Kybucks coffee house between Boba Fett, some Mandalorians, and an underpaid barista.

Starbucky
Welcome to Kybucks. May I take your order?


BobaIcon
I'm not gay!


Starbucky
What?


BobaIcon
Take it back right now! I'm not gay!


Starbucky
I never said you were.


BobaIcon
You were thinking it.


Starbucky
Why would I—


BobaIcon
Everybody does. Everybody thinks we Mandalorians are all gay. I can see it in their eyes.


Starbucky
Well, I wouldn't—


BobaIcon
I mean, look at me. The mask, the jetpack, the blaster rifle, the flamethrower...


Starbucky
The fibercord whip, the stun cuffs...


BobaIcon
Exactly! I follow my quarry for weeks, then I catch him, tie him up, slap the cuffs on him, and carry him back to my ship—


Starbucky
With a ball and gag.


BobaIcon
Exactly! I mean, no! I'm not gay!


Starbucky
Right, I never said you were. You're just an efficient bounty hunter.


BobaIcon
Precisely. I always get my man.


Starbucky
*snort*


BobaShoot
I heard that.


Starbucky
Sorry.


BobaIcon
This is ridiculous. I mean, yes, a few Mandalorians are gay, a very small percentage, nothing wrong with it, but I've got a reputation to maintain. I can't have everybody thinking we're all a bunch of ponces.


Starbucky
Not at all.


BobaIcon
I can't have people thinking we're all so light in the loafers we don't even need our jetpacks to leave the ground. Hey, Fenn, tell him! Tell him we're not all fairies.


FennTobbi
Um...


BobaIcon
Um, Fenn, who's your, um, friend?


FennTobbi
...


BobaIcon
Melvin, explain to the guy. Tell him how straight we Mandalorians are.


MelvinFett
Excuse me?


BobaIcon
Tell the barrista here we Mandalorians aren't all gay.


MelvinFett
I think I am.


BobaIcon
No, you're not, Melvin.


MelvinFett
No, think about it. I've never really had a girlfriend...


BobaIcon
That's because you're a loser, not because you're gay. Look, somebody back me up here! We Mandalorians are not a race of poofs, right? Cassus?


Cassus
...


BobaIcon
Cassus?


Cassus
...


BobaIcon
Anybody? How about you?


MandoBoobs
Are you kidding? I had to get breast implants just to keep the men away.


BobaIcon
...


Starbucky
So, um...


BobaIcon
Venti mocha, please, and let us never speak of this again.
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