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Rough approximation of a conversation between Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards, rendered phonetically

Nihilus2
Hooooossshhh kaaaaah muuu loooooh haaaaah meee faaa shooooo kraaaaaah...


Keef1
Y'know, na gib muh runna shib anna, anna, anna gabber frum munna wiff a mish, y'know, anna, y'know, lord a da siff, innit, wut?


Nihilus2
Maaaah kooshtah greeeeeeh soooooh waaaaah korah matah heeeeee nashtah...


Keef2
Hey, winna got it, s'not, y'know, canyer havanother, sumwut, y'know, trunder hard ter understandjer, y'know?


Nihilus2
Draaaaa ma koooooool


Keef2
Ah, s'got it now, fram der waggit, anna cam over, to junker.


Nihilus1
Ummmmm, huuuuh?


Keef1
Goss ta fanner, y'know.


Nihilus1
...


Keef2
Tren' to gunna 'spensive wine, y'know, tryin' ta havin show a mush, paint an' a mask, an' wisper, it's a scene, innit?


Nihilus1
Hmmmmm. Taaaaaaaaalk nooooooormaaal pleeeeeeease!


Keef2
Hoo, hoo, lissen ta pa donda lord a siff an' talken twa put it na twice an' rannit, ha! Y'know, jus', y'know. Hmmff, sh'ya.


Nihilus2
HAAAAA-TA-GAAAAASH!


Keef3
Ooh, s'a grebbeg fucken li'saber, innit, cammen ta pug ma trouble, y'know, betta gedda premmit an' babber!


Nihilus3
FEEE KOH RAAAAH!


Keef2
Ya w'l, sum-da-wise, gotta go, wuk wiff, fren a Mick's, n'do it again, y'know.


Nihilus1
...


Keef1
Hmm?


Nihilus2
Look... seriously, what are you on about?


Keef2
Hof, wunna bab, not a seezy wan a—


Nihilus3
Talk normal or die, you half-dead, coked-out maniac! <hack, slash, hack, slash>


Keef3
Urrrrgh... nom'un dyin', y'know, 's a sort of deff, yeh.


Nihilus1
. o O (I wonder, if I resurrected him as a Sith zombie, would anyone notice?)


RicOlieRight
This article is called Conversation of Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards. Conversation of Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Conversation of Darth Nihilus and Keith Richards can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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