Conversation of Fodesinbeed Annodue and... er, himself... while announcing a podrace at Mos Espa.
«The crowds have gathered, the weather is perfect, and it's time for another great Mos Espa podrace!»
And there's just one word describing the mood here tonight: Boonta!
«Well, it's not the Boonta race today, but we can expect a fine—»
Boonta! Boom goes the dynamite! Who have we got competing here today?
«Well, there's Aldar Beedo—»
Beedo, Beedo, yes indeedo!
He's chronic, he's iconic, he is the one and only Mawhonic!
«Er, right, whatever. And of course Sebulba.»
See it, dig it, Dug it!
«Let's just get on with the race. The pods are in position. The flags are lowered! And they're off!»
Jumanji! And now it's time to play the feud!
«Shut up. Beedo takes an early lead.»
Show me the money! Rock me Amadeus!
«Mawhonic makes a daring turn and jumps into the lead!»
Yoiks, and away! Call the hostess, your seat is ready!
«Look, shut up. What's this? Ben Quadinaros looks like he's had a malfunction, and his engines have exploded!»
Ouch! Nothing but lugnuts! No soup for you!
«And now Clegg Holdfast has collided with Quadinaros's stalled podracer! They're both out of the race!»
Ooh, crash to desktop! Somebody call the pod squad! I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!
«Here's Sebulba, jostling his way to the front now.»
Ooh! He gave up the death sticks, but he's still smokin'! Snap, crackle, pop! And with that you get eggroll!
«What the hell are you even talking about? Are you even watching the race?»
Connectamundo! Sit on it, Potsie! Hassan chop!
*sigh* «Sebulba secures first place as the competitors complete the first circuit.»
Those who are tardy get no fruit cup! Spank me! Toni Toni Toni has done it again!
«Mawhonic and Beedo fighting for second place now...»
Well, I'll be a gut of a Hutt! Send in the clones! Gettin' giddy in the zone for the low angle spank!
«Take the pills, Beed. That's why the nice doctor prescribed them.»
Yahtzee! Behold the power of cheese!
«Guys? Cut to commercial while I chloroform him...»
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