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Conversation of Fodesinbeed Annodue and... er, himself... while announcing a podrace at Mos Espa.


Fode
«The crowds have gathered, the weather is perfect, and it's time for another great Mos Espa podrace!»


Beed
And there's just one word describing the mood here tonight: Boonta!


Fode
«Well, it's not the Boonta race today, but we can expect a fine—»


Beed
Boonta! Boom goes the dynamite! Who have we got competing here today?


Fode
«Well, there's Aldar Beedo—»


Beed
Beedo, Beedo, yes indeedo!


Fode
«And Mawhonic—»


Beed
He's chronic, he's iconic, he is the one and only Mawhonic!


Fode
«Er, right, whatever. And of course Sebulba.»


Beed
See it, dig it, Dug it!


Fode
(glares)


Beed
What?


Fode
«Let's just get on with the race. The pods are in position. The flags are lowered! And they're off!»


Beed
Jumanji! And now it's time to play the feud!


Fode
«Shut up. Beedo takes an early lead.»


Beed
Show me the money! Rock me Amadeus!


Fode
«Mawhonic makes a daring turn and jumps into the lead!»


Beed
Yoiks, and away! Call the hostess, your seat is ready!


Fode
«Look, shut up. What's this? Ben Quadinaros looks like he's had a malfunction, and his engines have exploded!»


Beed
Ouch! Nothing but lugnuts! No soup for you!


Fode
«And now Clegg Holdfast has collided with Quadinaros's stalled podracer! They're both out of the race!»


Beed
Ooh, crash to desktop! Somebody call the pod squad! I don't care what universe you're from. That's gotta hurt!


Fode
«Here's Sebulba, jostling his way to the front now.»


Beed
Ooh! He gave up the death sticks, but he's still smokin'! Snap, crackle, pop! And with that you get eggroll!


Fode
«What the hell are you even talking about? Are you even watching the race?»


Beed
Connectamundo! Sit on it, Potsie! Hassan chop!


Fode
*sigh* «Sebulba secures first place as the competitors complete the first circuit.»


Beed
Those who are tardy get no fruit cup! Spank me! Toni Toni Toni has done it again!


Fode
«Mawhonic and Beedo fighting for second place now...»


Beed
Well, I'll be a gut of a Hutt! Send in the clones! Gettin' giddy in the zone for the low angle spank!


Fode
«Take the pills, Beed. That's why the nice doctor prescribed them.»


Beed
Yahtzee! Behold the power of cheese!


Fode
«Guys? Cut to commercial while I chloroform him...»


RicOlieRight
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