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A conversation overheard when Han Solo dropped his kids off at kindergarten.

Cameron
Hello! I understand you wish to leave your kiddies here?


Han solo
Look, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I'm certainly not in it for you.


Cameron
Oh, don't worry. We'll take good care off your kiddies!


Han solo
I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money


Cameron
No, no, no, you pay us, Mr. Solo! Wow, Jacen, your Dad's quite a mercenary. I wonder if he really cares about anything–or anybody.


Han solo
Anything's better than just hanging around here.


Cameron
Okay, well, you can leave now sir! The odds of you living to return to pick up -


Han solo
Never tell me the odds!


Cameron
Ooh, recklessness! I like that in a man!


Han solo
You like me because I'm a scoundrel.


Cameron
Well, I like Luke, and you're Luke's friend...


Han solo
Luke? Luke's crazy; he can't even take care of himself.


CHEWIE
Oh, by the way... Jacen doesn't like to be left alone. He needs his teddy.


Cameron
And why should I let him win?
CHEWIE
Because a Wookiee pulls your arms off if they lose!



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