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Conversation overheard in an Imperial ballroom between Ysanne Isard and a young Imperial captain.


Ysanne2
...


Officer
What an enchanting woman. I simply must meet her.


Ysanne1
...


Officer
Pardon me, madam. I observed you from across the room and couldn't help—


Ysanne4
Yes?


Officer
AH! I mean, that is, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.


Ysanne2
Oh. Very well, then.


Officer
I... wait. My apologies for screaming just now. It's just that I was about to introduce myself. I'm Captain Gage, and I—


Ysanne3
My name is Isard. Ysanne Isard.


Officer
By the Emperor's black bones! I'm sorry, I really must be going.


Ysanne4
Is there a problem?


Officer
No, nothing! Nothing at all! By the Maker, she's a two-face...


Ysanne5
Why is it none of the eligible men I meet stay around? I'm so lonely.


Ysanne6
Well, guess it's back to the lesbian bars for me.


RicOlieRight
This article is called Conversation of Isard and Gage. Conversation of Isard and Gage has been written from a simple, Ric Olié point of view. A non-simple version of Conversation of Isard and Gage can be read on Darthipedia. Darthipedia is the Star Wars Humor Wiki.

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