Conversation overheard in an Imperial ballroom between Ysanne Isard and a young Imperial captain.
What an enchanting woman. I simply must meet her.
Pardon me, madam. I observed you from across the room and couldn't help—
AH! I mean, that is, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else.
Oh. Very well, then.
I... wait. My apologies for screaming just now. It's just that I was about to introduce myself. I'm Captain Gage, and I—
My name is Isard. Ysanne Isard.
By the Emperor's black bones! I'm sorry, I really must be going.
Is there a problem?
No, nothing! Nothing at all! By the Maker, she's a two-face...
Why is it none of the eligible men I meet stay around? I'm so lonely.
Well, guess it's back to the lesbian bars for me.